Marriage
Written by BUDDY on 12.52> 1. Women are unpredictable.
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> Before marriage, she expects a man,
> after marriage she suspects him,
> and after death she respects him.
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> 2. There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much
> They got married - and now he is going thru hell.
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> 3. A man inserted an `ad' in the classifieds :
> "Wife wanted ". Next day, he received a hundred letters.
> They all said the same thing :
> "You can have mine."
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> 4. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure
> of one thing:
> either the car is new or the wife.
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> 5. It's easy to tell if a man is married or not.
> Just watch him drive a car with a woman sitting beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married.
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> 6. A man received a letter
> from some Kidnappers. The letter said, " if you don't promised to send us $100,000 I swear that we will kidnap your wife."
> The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours."
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> 7. What's the matter,
>
> you look depressed." "I'm having trouble with my wife."
> "What happened?" "She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days."
> "But that ought to make you happy."
> "It did, but today is the last day."
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> 8.WOMAN
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> When she is 18 - She is a football, 22 men going after her.
> When she is 28 - She is a hockey ball, 8 men going after her.
> When she is 38 - She is a golf ball, 1 man hitting on her.
> When she is 48 - She is a pingpong ball, 2 men pushing to each other.
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> 9.MAN
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> At 20 - A man is like a coconut, so much to offer, so little to give.
> At 30 - He is like a durian, dangerous but delicious.
> At 40 - He is like a watermelon, big, round and juicy.
> At 50 - He is like a mandarin orange, the season comes once in a year.
> At 60 - He is just like a raisin, dried out, wrinkles and cheap.
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> 10.Marriage Humour
> In the beginning, God created earth and rested.
> Then God created man and rested.
> Then God created woman.
> Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
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