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New invention

Written by BUDDY on 22.34

Now the world has change, scientist from foreign country found new source to make gasoline for your car, here is the sample.

Marriage

Written by BUDDY on 12.52

> 1. Women are unpredictable.
>
> Before marriage, she expects a man,
> after marriage she suspects him,
> and after death she respects him.
> --------
> 2. There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much
> They got married - and now he is going thru hell.
> --------
> 3. A man inserted an `ad' in the classifieds :
> "Wife wanted ". Next day, he received a hundred letters.
> They all said the same thing :
> "You can have mine."
> --------
> 4. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure
> of one thing:
> either the car is new or the wife.
> --------

> 5. It's easy to tell if a man is married or not.
> Just watch him drive a car with a woman sitting beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married.
> --------
> 6. A man received a letter
> from some Kidnappers. The letter said, " if you don't promised to send us $100,000 I swear that we will kidnap your wife."
> The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours."
> --------
> 7. What's the matter,
>
> you look depressed." "I'm having trouble with my wife."
> "What happened?" "She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days."
> "But that ought to make you happy."
> "It did, but today is the last day."
> --------
> 8.WOMAN
>
> When she is 18 - She is a football, 22 men going after her.
> When she is 28 - She is a hockey ball, 8 men going after her.
> When she is 38 - She is a golf ball, 1 man hitting on her.
> When she is 48 - She is a pingpong ball, 2 men pushing to each other.
> --------
> 9.MAN
>
> At 20 - A man is like a coconut, so much to offer, so little to give.
> At 30 - He is like a durian, dangerous but delicious.
> At 40 - He is like a watermelon, big, round and juicy.
> At 50 - He is like a mandarin orange, the season comes once in a year.
> At 60 - He is just like a raisin, dried out, wrinkles and cheap.
> --------
> 10.Marriage Humour
> In the beginning, God created earth and rested.
> Then God created man and rested.
> Then God created woman.
> Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
>

New challenging vacation

Written by BUDDY on 11.37

Bgai anda yang menyukai tantangan baru mungkin ini akan menjadi pilihan anda, TAPI .. HATI-HATI...............

KATANYA PEMILIK HIBURAN INI TIDAK MENYEDIAKAN ASURANSI BAGI PENGUNJUNGNYA..

Tips bagi pengunjung setia LIFT

Written by BUDDY on 11.23

Mungkin bagi karyawan di gedung bertingkat yang bercakar...%$#^% pencakar langit, terkadang merasa jenuh ketika menunggu di dalam hingga ke lantai yang dituju. Mungkin tips ini bisa membantu anda untu mengurangi kejenuhan anda.


1. Ketika anda hanya berdua dengan orang tak dikenal, colek bahunya! Kemudian anda pura-pura melihat ke tempat lain..

2. Tekan tombol lift kemudian anda pura-pura kesetrum. Tersenyumlah lalu….. ulangi lagi.

3. Gunakan HP anda untuk telpon ke Psikolog sambil bertanya apakah dia tahu di lantai berapa anda sekarang ?

4. Bawalah kamera dan ambillah gambar semua orang yang ada di dalam lift.

5. Pindahkan meja kerja anda ke dalam lift. Jika ada yang masuk, tanyakan apakah mereka sudah membuat janji?

6. Bentangkan papan catur di lantai lift dan ajaklah orang-orang,barangkali ada yang mau main.

7. Letakkan sebuah bungkusan di pojok, jika ada yang masuk, tanyakan apakah mereka mendengar suara tik…tik…tik…

8. Anda pura-pura jadi pramugari! Tunjukkan prosedur keselamatan penerbangan seperti di dalam pesawat terbang.

9. Ketika pintu menutup, beri pengumuman kepada orang-orang. Tenang,jangan panik, nanti pasti terbuka lagi koq!

10. Pasanglah muka menyeringai kesakitan sambil memegangi kepala anda dan mengumpat: Diam, semuanya diam!

11. Bukalah tas anda, sambil melihat ke dalam tas, tanyalah: Udaranya cukup nggak disitu?

12. Bila pengguna lift lebih dari 5 orang tutuplah hidung anda sambil melihat orang – orang disekeliling anda.

13. Bawalah wayang golek atau wayang kulit, gunakan wayang itu untuk ngobrol dengan orang di dekat anda.

14. Dengarkan suara didinding lift dengan stetoskop.

15. Buatlah garis di lantai sekeliling anda menggunakan kapur, lalu bilang: "Ini adalah wilayah SAYA."


SAYA TAU APA YANG ADA DI PIKIRAN ANDA
TIPS YANG ANEH.... ANEH... ANEH

When you married carrier woman

Written by BUDDY on 11.13

Have you ever dream to have a carrier woman wife, well be carrefull with your wish. Your wife is not going to care of you. But there ia a benefit of it, we can find another woman but as a single man.

The Corporate Language

Written by BUDDY on 06.14

> "We will do it" means " You will do it"
>
> "You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"
>
> "We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same" "Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done... At least not tomorrow !".
>
> "After discussion we will decide - I am very open to views" means "I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"
> "There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"
>
> "Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later"
>

> "We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"
>
> "We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time"
>
> "We had slight differences of opinion" means "We had actually fought"
>
> "Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"
>
> "You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"
>
> "We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you where your fault is"
>
> "Well... family is important, your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected" means "Well you know..."
>
> "We are a team" means "I am not the only one to be blamed"
>
> "That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything about it"
>
> "All the Best" means " You are in trouble"

PDF Password Remover

Written by BUDDY on 22.27

PDF Password Remover can be used to decrypt protected Adobe Acrobat PDF files, which have "owner" password set, preventing the file from editing (changing), printing, selecting text and graphics (and copying them into the Clipboard), or adding/changing annotations and form fields. Decryption is being done instantly. Decrypted file can be opened in any PDF viewer (e.g. Adobe Acrobat Reader) without any restrictions -- i.e. with edit/copy/print functions enabled. All versions of Adobe Acrobat (including 9.x, which features 128-bit encryption) are supported.


The standard security provided by PDF consists of two different methods and two different passwords, 'user password' and 'owner password'. A PDF document may be protected by password for opening ('user' password) and the document may also specify operations that should be restricted even when the document is decrypted: printing; copying text and graphics out of the document; modifying the document; and adding or modifying text notes and AcroForm fields (using 'owner' password)..

The standard security provided by PDF consists of two different methods and two different passwords, 'user password' and 'owner password'. A PDF document may be protected by password for opening ('user' password) and the document may also specify operations that should be restricted even when the document is decrypted: printing; copying text and graphics out of the document; modifying the document; and adding or modifying text notes and AcroForm fields (using 'owner' password).


What we do:

1. Decrypt PDF files protected with owner passwords.
2. Removing restrictions of PDF files, Restrictions usually include the impossibility to print or edit or modify the PDF file.


What we don't do:
1. Decrypt PDF files protected with user passwords which you are asked for opening the file.


Limitation:
Please note that PDF Password Remover doesn't work with documents which have 'user' password (preventing the files from being opened), if both user and owner passwords are unknown the PDF Password Remover will fail.
PDF Password Remover features

Easy to use;
Support drag and drop PDF files;
Do NOT need Adobe Acrobat software;
Support Windows 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, 2003, Vista systems;
Support both 32bit and 64bit systems;
Remove the security settings from your encrypted PDF file is instant;
Support command line operation (for manual use or inclusion in scripts);
Support PDF1.8 format (formerly only supported by Acrobat 9.0 application);
Support PDF1.8 (Acrobat 9.x) files, including 40-bit RC4 decryption, 128-bit RC4 decryption, AES decryption, compressed files and unencrypted metadata;
Batch operation on many files from command line;
Support Adobe Standard 40-bit Encryption, Adobe Advanced 128-bit Encryption and AES Encryption;
Decrypt protected Adobe Acrobat PDF files, removing restrictions on printing, editing, copying;


Ok this is the indonesia version,
Saya menggunakan alat ini untuk menghilangkan password data di PDF files. Akhirnya saya menemukan tools ini, password nya saya hilangkan terlebih dahulu kemudian, di convert ke microsoft word dengan ABBY transformer. Bagi anda yang mengalami hal yang sama silahkan coba tool ini

Orang bodoh vs orang pintar

Written by BUDDY on 12.02

Orang Bodoh vs Orang Pinter

1. Orang bodoh sulit dapat kerja, akhirnya dia bisnis.
Agar bisnisnya berhasil, tentu dia harus rekrut orang
Pintar. Walhasil Bosnya orang pintar adalah orang
bodoh.

2. Orang bodoh sering melakukan kesalahan, maka dia
rekrut orang pintar yang tidak pernah salah untuk
memperbaiki yang salah. Walhasil orang bodoh
memerintahkan orang pintar untuk keperluan orang
bodoh.

3. Orang pintar belajar untuk mendapatkan ijazah untuk
selanjutnya mendapatkan kerja. Orang bodoh berpikir
secepatnya mendapatkan uang untuk membayari proposal
yang diajukan orang pintar.

4. Orang bodoh tidak bisa membuat teks pidato, maka
disuruh orang pintar untuk membuatnya.

5. Orang Bodoh kayaknya susah untuk lulus sekolah
hukum (SH). oleh karena itu orang bodoh memerintahkan
orang pintar untuk membuat undang-undangnya orang
bodoh.

6. Orang bodoh biasanya jago cuap-cuap jual omongan,
sementara itu orang pintar percaya. Tapi selanjutnya
orang pintar menyesal karena telah mempercayai orang
bodoh. Tapi toh saat itu orang bodoh sudah ada di
atas.

7. Orang bodoh berpikir pendek untuk memutuskan
sesuatu di dipikirkan panjang-panjang oleh orang
pintar, walhasil orang orang pintar menjadi staffnya
orang bodoh.

8. Saat bisnis orang bodoh mengalami kelesuan, dia PHK
orang-orang pintar yang berkerja. Tapi orang-orang
pintar DEMO, Walhasil orang-orang pintar
"meratap-ratap" kepada orang bodoh agar tetap di
berikan pekerjaan.

9. Tapi saat bisnis orang bodoh maju, orang pinter
akan menghabiskan waktu untuk bekerja keras dengan
hati senang, sementara orang bodoh menghabiskan waktu
untuk bersenang-senang dengan keluarganya.

10. Mata orang bodoh selalu mencari apa yang bisa di
jadikan duit. Mata orang pintar selalu mencari kolom
lowongan perkerjaan.

11. Bill gate (Microsoft), Dell, Hendri (Ford), Thomas
Alfa Edison, Liem Siu Liong (BCA group) adalah
orang-orang Bodoh (tidak pernah dapat S1) yang kaya.
Ribuan orang-orang pintar bekerja untuk mereka. Dan
puluhan ribu jiwa keluarga orang pintar bergantung
pada orang bodoh.

12. Orang bodoh sok pinter, dan orang pinter
dibodoh-bodoh in.

Indonesian WTC tragedy witnesses

Written by BUDDY on 11.57

Pada saat tragedi WTC 9/11 yang banyak memakan korban orang amerika ternyata ada orang Indonesia yang selamat dari peristiwa tersebut.
Hal tersebut menarik perhatian Oprah untuk mewawancarai orang Indonesia yang selamat itu:
Oprah: "Anda luar biasa sekali. Bagaimana anda bisa selamat dari reruntuhan gedung WTC tersebut?"
Orang Indonesia : hhehehe biasa mbak, pas hari itu kita mau kerja, seperti biasa kita dateng telat..pas sampe disana ngga taunya gedungnya udah ngga ada....(sambil cengar-cengir)
Oprah: ?????

Viva Indonesia

Written by BUDDY on 11.50

Subject: Hidup Indonesia !!!

* Ada pejabat indo berkunjung ke china n bertamu ke rumah pejabat cina.
Indo : "Rumah elo bagus banget~!! Gaji elo kan ga segede gini, gimana lo bisa bangun rumah sebagus ini?"

China :"ikut gua ke balkon.Liat tuh jembatan (nunjuk jembatan)"

Indo:"emang napa tuh jembatan?"
China :"10% dana tuh jembatan masuk ke kantong gua makanya gua bisa bangunrumah keren kayak gini."
Sebulan kemudian gantian pejabat china yg dateng ke tempat si pejabat indo.

China kaget ," gila rumah elo bagus banget padahal gaji elo kan lebih kecil dr gua"

Indo:"mau tau? ikut gua ke balkon. Liat tuh bendungan~!! "

China bingung, "Mana bendungannya? "

Indo:"emang kaga ada, kan dana bendungannya masuk kantong gua semua,jadi kaga gua bangun".

Try THis

Written by BUDDY on 00.20

GUYS ...... YOU SHOULD TRY THIS ... ITS... COOL..

THERE IS A CHICK INSIDE THERE.. ITS GORGEOUS ..
HURRY UPP TIMES ITS RUNNIN OUTT.........

IT HURTS

Written by BUDDY on 00.13

HP Notebook Utility

Written by BUDDY on 20.18

Do you think you've already use 100% features using the HP brand, well this demonstration show you how to do it.. I guest Not Yet, i guarantee










As a waiting chair





















As a punishment gear














As a peanut breaker
















As a dump trash


































As a kick target



















To kill a fly














As a bat




















As a llightning














To Show a direction


















Or for describing circles

Merampingkan Perut = Streamline the Stomach

Written by BUDDY on 18.53

BAGI ANDA YANG BERPERUT BESAR INI MUNGKIN JALAN KELUARNYA

How to make your stomach streamline, here are some idea could make it....
Warning, i am not guarantee anything here






Siapkan sedotan
get some straw









Potong 5 cm
Cut abot 5 cm








Ratakan
Make it flat








Tutup sebelah dengan isolasi
Stick half the hole with seal tape

















Tahan nafas dalam-dalam lalu tiup sekuatnya selama 5 detik
Take a deep breath and blow it hard about 5 second



















Lakukan 3 menit sehari
Do 3 minute a day









Poinya meniup sekuatnya selama 5 detik
the point is blow it hard about 5 second long








setelah 2 minggu perut mengecil, hasil berbeda pada tiap orang
After 2 weeks, your stomach will smaller, different people has a different result







Menurut pakar otot perut lebih digunakan ketika mengeluarkan nafas dari pada menarik

Expert says stomach muscle more use when you breathe out then inhale






Penggunaan sedotan separuh ditutup, efek penggunaanotot perut lebih maksimal

using a half close straws, will maximize the utitlity of stomach muscle

Kelainan Jiwa

Written by BUDDY on 08.33

TAPI GAMBAR INI LAYAK DITONTON OLEH KAUM SIMPANSE ...... (SORYYY....JUST KIDDING)

ABBY Transformer

Written by BUDDY on 12.09

How do you edit and re-use information contained in PDF files that you receive?

Have you ever found yourself retyping PDF documents and wishing you could edit them, say, in Microsoft Word? Do you need to create PDFs so you can easily share documents while maintaining their integrity?

		ABBYY PDF Transformer 2.0 has received the “Works with Windows Vista” logo!

If you work with PDF files or use the PDF format to share information, you can use ABBYY PDF Transformer 2.0 Pro to be more productive.
This easy-to-use yet powerful program helps you to:

• Get quick access to a PDF file content so you can edit or repurpose it
• Easily convert your existing Office documents, such as contracts or price lists, into PDF files so you can send them out as PDF
  attachments
• Make scanned PDF images searchable

ABBYY PDF Transformer 2.0 Pro is designed to increase office productivity.
This versatile product combines PDF conversion and PDF creation functionalities. PDF Transformer instantly and accurately transforms any type of PDF file into editable formats like Microsoft Word, Excel, HTML or TXT. It also provides the ability to generate PDF files directly from a Microsoft Word document, Excel spreadsheet, PowerPoint presentation or Visio diagram. In addition, the program allows creating PDF files from any Windows application using a PDF printer driver.

PDF Transformer has a straight-forward, instructive interface that makes the product very easy to use. It is designed for business professionals that want to get things done as efficiently as possible and do not want to spend extra time to deal with complicated software.

Bagi anda yang ingin mengkonversi file berupa PDF files, software ini salah satu pilihan yang tepat, saya sendiri pernah mengkonversi halaman di PDF files ingga 1500-an lembar tanpa ada masalah.

Agnes Monica

Written by BUDDY on 08.40

Nama lahir	Agnes Monica Muljoto
Lahir	1 Juli 1986 (umur 22) Jakarta, Indonesia
Nama lain	Agnes Monica
Genre	Pop, R&B, Hip Hop
Pekerjaan	penyanyi, aktris
Tahun aktif	1994 - sekarang
Perusahaan rekaman	Aquarius Musikindo
Orang tua	Jenny Siswono
Situs resmi	http://www.agnezone.com

I always admire this girl since she become a host of Tra la la tri li li, at that time i know that she going to be a star later. And now we can see that she real star, actress and singer. Her smile, thats what i like from her.






























































































































this is the most favourite video i ever watch on tv,
VIVAA..... AGNES
THIS IS THE REAL INDONESIAN DIVA