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New invention

Now the world has change, scientist from foreign country found new source to make gasoline for your car, here is the sample.

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Marriage

> 1. Women are unpredictable.
>
> Before marriage, she expects a man,
> after marriage she suspects him,
> and after death she respects him.
> --------
> 2. There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much
> They got married - and now he is going thru hell.
> --------
> 3. A man inserted an `ad' in the classifieds :
> "Wife wanted ". Next day, he received a hundred letters.
> They all said the same thing :
> "You can have mine."
> --------
> 4. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure
> of one thing:
> either the car is new or the wife.
> --------

> 5. It's easy to tell if a man is married or not.
> Just watch him drive a car with a woman sitting beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married.
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> 6. A man received a letter
> from some Kidnappers. The letter said, " if you don't promised to send us $100,000 I swear that we will kidnap your wife."
> The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours."
> --------
> 7. What's the matter,
>
> you look depressed." "I'm having trouble with my wife."
> "What happened?" "She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days."
> "But that ought to make you happy."
> "It did, but today is the last day."
> --------
> 8.WOMAN
>
> When she is 18 - She is a football, 22 men going after her.
> When she is 28 - She is a hockey ball, 8 men going after her.
> When she is 38 - She is a golf ball, 1 man hitting on her.
> When she is 48 - She is a pingpong ball, 2 men pushing to each other.
> --------
> 9.MAN
>
> At 20 - A man is like a coconut, so much to offer, so little to give.
> At 30 - He is like a durian, dangerous but delicious.
> At 40 - He is like a watermelon, big, round and juicy.
> At 50 - He is like a mandarin orange, the season comes once in a year.
> At 60 - He is just like a raisin, dried out, wrinkles and cheap.
> --------
> 10.Marriage Humour
> In the beginning, God created earth and rested.
> Then God created man and rested.
> Then God created woman.
> Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
>

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New challenging vacation

Bgai anda yang menyukai tantangan baru mungkin ini akan menjadi pilihan anda, TAPI .. HATI-HATI...............

KATANYA PEMILIK HIBURAN INI TIDAK MENYEDIAKAN ASURANSI BAGI PENGUNJUNGNYA..

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Tips bagi pengunjung setia LIFT

Mungkin bagi karyawan di gedung bertingkat yang bercakar...%$#^% pencakar langit, terkadang merasa jenuh ketika menunggu di dalam hingga ke lantai yang dituju. Mungkin tips ini bisa membantu anda untu mengurangi kejenuhan anda.


1. Ketika anda hanya berdua dengan orang tak dikenal, colek bahunya! Kemudian anda pura-pura melihat ke tempat lain..

2. Tekan tombol lift kemudian anda pura-pura kesetrum. Tersenyumlah lalu….. ulangi lagi.

3. Gunakan HP anda untuk telpon ke Psikolog sambil bertanya apakah dia tahu di lantai berapa anda sekarang ?

4. Bawalah kamera dan ambillah gambar semua orang yang ada di dalam lift.

5. Pindahkan meja kerja anda ke dalam lift. Jika ada yang masuk, tanyakan apakah mereka sudah membuat janji?

6. Bentangkan papan catur di lantai lift dan ajaklah orang-orang,barangkali ada yang mau main.

7. Letakkan sebuah bungkusan di pojok, jika ada yang masuk, tanyakan apakah mereka mendengar suara tik…tik…tik…

8. Anda pura-pura jadi pramugari! Tunjukkan prosedur keselamatan penerbangan seperti di dalam pesawat terbang.

9. Ketika pintu menutup, beri pengumuman kepada orang-orang. Tenang,jangan panik, nanti pasti terbuka lagi koq!

10. Pasanglah muka menyeringai kesakitan sambil memegangi kepala anda dan mengumpat: Diam, semuanya diam!

11. Bukalah tas anda, sambil melihat ke dalam tas, tanyalah: Udaranya cukup nggak disitu?

12. Bila pengguna lift lebih dari 5 orang tutuplah hidung anda sambil melihat orang – orang disekeliling anda.

13. Bawalah wayang golek atau wayang kulit, gunakan wayang itu untuk ngobrol dengan orang di dekat anda.

14. Dengarkan suara didinding lift dengan stetoskop.

15. Buatlah garis di lantai sekeliling anda menggunakan kapur, lalu bilang: "Ini adalah wilayah SAYA."


SAYA TAU APA YANG ADA DI PIKIRAN ANDA
TIPS YANG ANEH.... ANEH... ANEH

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